"We Accept The Love We Think We Deserve"

If i were a month i’d be June
If i were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday
If i were a time of day, I’d be 12 p.m.
If i were a planet, I’d be Venus
If i were a sea animal, I’d be a starfish
If i were a direction, south
If i were a piece of furnature, I’d be a loveseat
If i were a liquid, I’d be lighter fluid
If i were a gemstone, I’d be ruby
If i were a tree, I’d be cherryblossom
If i were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver
If i were a flower, I’d be a lily
If i were a type of weather, I’d be a sunny autumn day
If i were a type of musical instrument, I’d be a voice
If i were a color, I’d be a royal purple
If I were an emotion, I’d be happy
If i were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry
If i were a sound, I’d be heavy breathing
If I were an element, I’d be phosphorus
If i were a car, I’d be a jeep laredo
If i were a food, I’d be sushi
If i were a place, I’d be new york city
If i were a material, I’d be spandex
If i were a scent, I’d be ground coffee beans
If i were an object, I’d be a bag
If i were a body part, I’d be lips
If i were a facial expression, i’d be =*
If i were a song, I’d be last night by motion city soundtrack
If i were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of worn out sneakers